(image homage to riot's cap death)So, tonight was not great. I just sat through the most heretical film of our time.
And, I think the fact that it started raining as soon as the movie ended, was a testament that God was unhappy.
I'm so sick of arguing with people about how the Spiderman films are the most amazing super hero movies of our time. The first one was decent, the second was decent.. This third one was completely ass.
Let's look at it this way.
Sure, I could be upset about trivial things like, "Why leave out Gwen Stacey in the first movie" or "Oh my Gosh, spiderman uses webcartridges, not shoots web from his wrists". But those aren't strong argument points against a spidermovie fan. I really had no argument until this third movie came out.
For those of you who aren't Spiderman comic fans like I am...Gwen dies. Like fucking dead. D-E-A-D. Who is Gwen? Oh only spiderman's FIRST girlfriend, who Green Goblin throws off a fucking bridge. Like only adding an emotional twist and another level of guilt to Peter's guilt parade...
THE FIRST movie compensated for leaving her out. It worked out, it was a Tom Bombadill kind of thing.
But to put Gwen Stacey in the third movie (in a stupid role), was like a huge fucking kick in the nuts to us comic fans.
It's like the people were like "What can we do to completely piss off the comic readers?"
Not to mention making Sandman uncle ben's killer, or making Peter Parker Conor Oberst from Bright Eyes, or making Eddie Brock fucking exlpode.
The sad part is, no one will ever know how awesome it was when Venom and Spiderman teamed up to fight Carnage (unless the movie franchise somehow magics Venom back into the series) No one will ever know how cool it was when Venom got his own comic series and played the anti-hero.
The thing that bothers me about the movies is the fact that they're rewriting comics to fit to the movie. This ULTIMATE spiderman Bullshit can kiss my ass (Gwen killed by Carnage? WTF, suck it). Spiderman loves Mary Jane? Kiss my ass. It just shows how the company has shifted its focus I suppose. TOWARDS MAKING MONEY
Seriously, where as Riot's hero was Captain America...mine was Spiderman.
I loved it, but now they've castrated him. Kind of like how they just decided to throw him back into his black costume in the comics, just because the movie comes out.
In other news, Lucie'll be off the top 10 Tomorrow.
In other news, I think I'm taking a hiatus from the internet.
This movie's really pissed me off.
Having my friend at the movie say: "Dude, just shut up and deal with it"
one final thing, it doesn't help that every spiderman movie reminds me of some failed romance i've had in my life. So plummeting into a downward spiral of anguish on the destruction of Spiderman, doesn't get fixed when my heart's being ripped open the entire time.
I guess that's it.
I've got no art for you.
(ps the scene with bruce campbell was awesome though)
(there were 2 cool fight scenes in it though.)
(a funny part is where venom is like "lol letz killz spiderman, sandman" and sandmans like "kay" and then venom explodes and sandman is like "jk peter i killed ur uncle i'm sorry im done trying 2 kill u now" and peter's like "lol we r frenz" and then harry's like "I AM TWO FACE")